Massacre of Fort Tedder

The Massacre of Fort Tedder was technically a battle between Roblox Bloxxers United and CUSA in Fort Tedder, butit ended up being just another RBU shooting gallery.

Background
President of CUSA Just_Lazerr declared war on RBU because they assassinated him and assassinating a president just happens to be an act of war, especially in a game where death is a slap on the wrist. chaos_incorporated then proceeded to join Fort Tedder and enjoy himself since he was now kill on sight. Soon after, reinforcements from RBU joined to have some fun and CUSA deployed their marines.

Battle
Initially, CUSA was able to establish a blockade due to their vastly superior numbers, however, RBU began mobilizing more men, and with the help of ClockworkHavoc triggering a few riots, were able to push CUSA back into their bases. The marines tried to fight back, but their hell jacks didn't actually assist them in gunfighting, so they were easily pwned by RBU despite their superior equipment. What proceeded was RBU constantly murdering CUSA soldiers for about an hour until they all gave up and decided to have a penis inspection in their base. NapoleonicAlt tried to admin abuse to stop RBU but that didn't actually stop RBU, and RBU ended up taking over the city in the end, until they got bored and left.

Loot Acquired
Knoblauch's head (High-value)

7x Admin Abuse Essence (Mid-value)

Tedder Gold Bars (No value, revealed to be counterfeit after inspected using FSA technology)